Family Vacation – Chuck Style…

I tend to get around quite a bit as it gets tougher all the time to find good E-Type parts and projects…

Last fall, I traveled out to Cincinatti, OH and picked up the tail section of a Series 2 roadster, and stayed with my brother-in-law David who lives in Columbus.  I promised myself that if I ever went out that way again, I’d plan it so that Janie and the kids could come and spend time with their cousins, and lo and behold, about a month later, I found something else I wanted in Ohio!

Right before Christmas, I got ion touch with a gentleman near Toledo who had recently sold his E-Type roadster, and was still selling off some of the spares he had collected.  One thing he had managed to round up was a stack of FIVE, excellent Series 1 wings!  After a short negotiation, I agreed to his price, sent him a check for all 5, called David, and we planned a family vacation for the MLK holiday weekend.

We drove out on Friday, and arrived around dinner, catching up and partying with the neighbors and tons of kids until the wee hours…

The next morning, I got up a little more “tired” than usual, shall we say…, and headed north to meet “Fred” – that’s not his real name, but we’ll use that alias for this story…

ABout 10 minutes from Fred’s house, I pulled into a McDonalds to use the rest room, and I did something really dumb that I haven’t done in a LONG time – I locked the keys in the car.  Now – you have to realize that I’m totally out of my element – I’m in Janie’s Honda minivan instead of the truck, and her keys have this big leather key fob and a bunch of those supermarket club cards, and so I don’t typically put her keys in my pocket, I just hold them or stick them in the pocket of my jacket.  Add to that the fact that I’m screwing around with my phone for directions, I have to pee SOOOOO bad, I already have my keys in my pocket so subliminally, I’m fine, and there you go, I’m locked out.

This would have been no big deal if I had been in the truck – the latch on the sliding rear window broke about a decade ago, and I often just climb into the bed and crawl through if it’s locked and I don’t feel like going into the house to get my keys.  So I CAN’T even get locked out of the truck, PLUS the truck has a hide-a-key stuck to the frame anyway…

But that’s all irrelevant, and here I am in McDonald’s just 10 minutes from when I am supposed to be there, with no keys, no phone, no tools, no coat, and it’s 11 degrees out.  So I called AAA from the McDonalds phone and just sat there and waited like any other poor dumb slob – when normally, I either don’t get myself into – or quickly get myself out of, these types of screw-ups…

Finally, after an extra cup of coffee that I didn’t need, AAA came and helped me out – it was actually pretty ingenious.  First, he jammed a wedge into the top of the door and shoved it out a bit, then he slid a deflated bladder into the rear edge and pumped that up with an air bulb like a blood pressure thing, and then he just stuck a long industrial version of a coat hanger in there, grabbed the keys, and yanked them right out the door and handed them to me.  Pretty slick!

When I got back into the car, I called Fred immediately and apologized.  He said no worries, and that maybe that was a good omen that I would have a good day from here on out.  Well, he was right – because the rest of the afternoon was a BLAST!

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