Scottsdale, AZ Auctions 2015 – Barrett Jackson

Well, one more item down on the bucket list – I made it to Barrett Jackson!

Now, I try to get around to things having to do with Antique Cars – vintage races, shows, the AACA National Fall meet at Hershey (33 years in a row!), even Nascar races!  But let me tell you, people – NOTHING IS QUITE LIKE THIS!!!

To put it simply, this experience BLEW MY MIND!!!  Now, if you read the blog alot, you know that I use that phrase every once in a while, so it might seem a little “tired” – but let me tell you, I REALLY mean it – LITERALLY – in this case!

Friday started off kind of quietly…  Thursday was a blast, but was also a LONG day for me – waking up in Maryland at 3:15 AM, and finally turning in at 9:30 PM in Arizona – with the extra 2 hours, that’s quite a stretch for me!  Friday morning, Steve had a conference call for work at 11:00 AM, and Shaun had suggested coming by around that time for a shop tour.  So I hopped in the rental car and headed up to Scottsdale to meet Shaun at 11…

I was a little ahead of schedule, and hungry, so I drove around Scottsdale for a little while looking for a place to eat some breakfast, finally settling for a little coffee shop.  Scottsdale is NICE – very high-brow it seems – with Tesla dealerships, no neon signage, etc…

Something told me I should call Shaun first, and when I did, his crew was starting to stir, but still working on getting into gear after a long night of complimentary auction cocktails…  Then they were planning to head back up to Gooding’s and RM to meet some friends and see the other E-Types go across the auction block.  Well, I had already experienced all that, and was only a few miles from Barrett Jackson, and to be honest, seeing that was really my biggest reason for coming out.

I started watching Barrett Jackson about 10 years ago while I was refinishing my basement one year over the long MLK weekend.  I ran across it on the SPEED channel, and found it mesmerizing!  And it was a perfect companion for long days of home remodeling – it felt like Mike Joy was standing there with me and we were just hanging out talking about cars!  And so ever since, I almost always plan a big “rally” on a project out in the shop, lock myself out there, and have Barrett Jackson running in the background for about 100 hours straight!

Sadly, a few years ago, the SPEED channel died, and with it went the around-the-clock coverage of Barrett Jackson!  This REALLY sucked, and the coverage has never been the same since…  Flash forward to this past December, and both Shaun and Steve mentioned coming out for the auctions.  When Steve offered his spare bedroom, I really had no more excuses for not coming!

So I told Shaun on Friday AM that I would see him later that night and we would possibly do the shop tour on Saturday AM, and jumped in the car to head over to Barrett Jackson.  What you are about to see are 120 of the best photos I took there…

What I EXPERIENCED there was a whole new thing…  I guess I might as well just tell you guys what I told all of my friends this weekend on the phone, “It’s like the Hershey Car Corral – times ten – combined with a Nascar Race – held inside of the world’s largest strip club!”

From all of my years at Hershey, I had a pretty good idea what it would be like outside around the auction, and I was pretty much right about that.  It was nowhere near the size of Hershey of course, although it was alot bigger than I expected – say about 1/4 the size of Hershey.

What I DID NOT see coming was the Alcohol – and the “women”… (when I told Janie this, she just rolled her eyes with a look that indicated I was an idiot for not imagining that aspect of it…

The alcohol…  Now I’m a drinker, but I’m a lightweight.  3 or 4 beers and I am feeling GREAT, and I’m pretty good at pacing myself. I will dabble in a couple Gin & Tonics in the Summer, but that’s about it for actual liquor.  Intoxicated for me is pretty much “Chuck in overdrive” – louder, happier, and more animated – if any of those things are actually even possible…  Now I knew that alcohol is regularly served at auctions, and so it was no surprise to see everyone with glasses of wine and champagne at RM last night.  But somehow I never really pictured that for Barrett Jackson – I pictured Hershey – where there is not a DROP of alcohol in the place, and you don’t miss it – it just doesn’t go well with “dealing” at a swap meet.  Well, at Barrett Jackson, EVERYONE was drinking – as soon as I walked in the door – at 11:30 AM!

The women…  This topic is a little more delicate, but it needs to be mentioned because I want you guys to get the true feel for the experience.  At Hershey, there are NO women.  OK, that’s an exxageration, and there seem to be more and more as the years go by…  So let’s say that when I started going as a kid, the ratio of men to women at Hershey was 500:1, and has drifted down to about 100:1 currently.  Barrett Jackson still has more men then women by far, but it’s probably about 5:1.  But that’s not what stood out for a rather conservative boy from the East Coast who grew up in the 1980’s…  It was the TYPE of women…

Now, I don’t want to use any descriptions that seem crude or anything, so I’ll try to explain it very literally:  6-inch spike heels, Spandex pants, LARGE breasts that were BARELY covered, LOTS of makeup, LOTS of hair – you get the idea…  And there weren’t just one or two girls dressed like this – THERE WERE THOUSANDS!!!  I honestly have never seen anything like it.  EVERY vendor of ANY kind had girls like this working their booths, bartending, waiting on tables in the food areas or on bidders in the booths and even on the floor.  And 99% of the auction visitors who were women were dressed the same!  AND – there were ALOT of May-December romances, with 20-something grils who were REALLY dolled up.  Steve said they were escorts, and that I am naive (I just can’t believe that someone would hire an escort to drag around on their arm for Barrett Jackson!)  In fact, women dressed like this were so prolific, that when you saw a woman who looked like a NORMAL 40-year-old wife and mother, SHE is the one that stood out!

So I don’t want to dwell on that, but it seems to be a BIG part of it, and after a long day of wandering around looking at every type of performance car possible, your brain is literally going a mile a minute, fueled on alcohol and an overdose of male hormones, and the answer to ALL of your problems seems to be purchasing a vintage performance car! – which all seem CHEAP now after being bombarded with 6-figure sales all day!

Hey…  Wait a minute…  Maybe this is all by design?…  “Oh, Chuck… (you’re an idiot…)”

Enjoy! – and go there yourself some day!  Take your buddies with you – you’ll have a BLAST!

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